Happy Cinco, Let's Run for the Border

I'm refusing to go to one of our normal Mexican eateries for Cinco de Mayo because there will be people enjoying things like Coronas, margaritas, mojitos, daiquiris, etc. Those assholes!! So we're celebrating this year at Taco Bell where there will be no adult beverages. That is of course unless someone spikes their Fruitista with rum ( like I would be doing if I wasn't with child). I'm thinking that I'm going to start having a moral objection to alcohol and become judgmental of anyone that drinks, until I give birth!!